just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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