But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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