And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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