Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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