You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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