he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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