His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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