I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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