your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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