giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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