That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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