Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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