ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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