i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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