I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You can't just leave with hair like that
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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