I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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