tell your sister to shave her snatch
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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