Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm just crazy horny about you
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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