No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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