I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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