Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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