There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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