i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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