I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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