You're my little dorito
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
COCAINE IS GR8
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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