so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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