I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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