bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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