hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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