apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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