her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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