the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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