My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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