i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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