I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?