evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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