I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My bed smells like the plague
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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