your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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