I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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