the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize