we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I could fuck to npr.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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