YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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