New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
