he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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