dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
people are starting to question the shark bite story
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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