The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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