I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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