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I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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