he puts the penis in happiness.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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