I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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