office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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