everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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