How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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