we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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