What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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