Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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