Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
she was so not down for the gang bang
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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